What I said was “I’m bored. Entertain me.  Tell me what was going on EXACTLY 18 YEARS AGO. (My birthday is tomorrow.) #birthday #funny #mom

What I said was “I’m bored. Entertain me. Tell me what was going on EXACTLY 18 YEARS AGO. (My birthday is tomorrow.) #birthday #funny #mom

Egg, red and orange peppers mushrooms, with onion, garlic, salt pepper, held together with eggwhites, topped with pepper jack cheese

Egg, red and orange peppers mushrooms, with onion, garlic, salt pepper, held together with eggwhites, topped with pepper jack cheese

Spent some time in my favorite store, they love me so much I got a ton of free samples of tea including a large cup and 2 onces of tea. Suuuck iiit

Spent some time in my favorite store, they love me so much I got a ton of free samples of tea including a large cup and 2 onces of tea. Suuuck iiit

mongoliantiger:

When you answer someone with sarcasm and they get really offended.

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x-three:

Love, Sensual n’ Romance blog ← More ♥

x-three:

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jalex-pierced-veil:

huffingtonpost:

'First Gay Hug (A Homophobic Experiment)' parodies ‘First Kiss’ viral video.

The last two guys kill me

tyleroakley:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

do you ever just glitch

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ruinedchildhood:

Boyz ‘N Motion were the original Twerk Team.

ruinedchildhood:

Boyz ‘N Motion were the original Twerk Team.

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